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Judas

TORMENTED BY DEMONIC CHILDREN UNTIL HE IS DRIVEN TO MADNESS AND KILLS HIMSELF! BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! IT'S THE FUCKING RELIGION! IT IS A THING YOU DO! YOU ARE BEING DEMONIC LITTLE CHILDREN!
Hym "YES! That is why we made guns! To murder all the demented little children! YES! It's GOOD to murder them! Thank God for murder! It's the only solution that works 100% of the time! You did it to Judas. You did it to Nietzsche. It's in the Bible. It's in the Quran. This is why your kids get shot in the face."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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Juda

A homosexual in denial.

can also be known as juju or j(g)ay
"who's the guy who keeps posting kpop idols on his instagram story"
"oh he's a Juda, his sister didn't have a colleen hoover book he could steal and show off"
by Galenenenee November 3, 2022
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Judas jim

The cunt judas jim has just got me a death sentence. Not only helping himself but others who are in deep shit.
by TUPPE November 7, 2019
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Judas

A man that is very kind and charming. He appears to be the next Prince Charming up to the moment when he realizes that she's not going to let him fuck her on the first date.
I met this cute boy from tinder. Turns out he's a total Judas
by Thedeaddontdie June 4, 2021
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Judas

Simply a traitor, usually for their own gain/profit. As known biblically, judas was the narc of jesus so he could get a few coins. This type of traitor is willing do do anything to get what they want, and sometimes dont even know it. It gets tricky at that point because if it is a situation with two people then one is usually manipulating the other into being a judas, which is like judas^2 or something… point is a judas is a traitor, the worst of their kind
“Hey man my best friend was getting with my girlfriend while we were dating”
“Ugh. What a judas”
by minecraftpinksheep420 January 28, 2022
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gay judas

a gay man who betrays you, like judas did to jesus
*sees your gay friend rolling around in money when he told you he was broke*
"gay judas!"
by lilliankaushtupper June 16, 2022
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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact
“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”
by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023
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