Jordie

The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .

Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.

Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?

God save your Gracious king

by Old Lizzie September 15, 2022

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Jordie

An extremely gay individual who hides their sexuality through gay jokes that relate to them somehow

"Stop saying that you jordie"

by NiggyNog November 28, 2016

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Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.

Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.

by KushKringletheGasMasta November 19, 2022

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Jordi No El

When you are strapped down to a table face down and you get taken advantage of by big black man with a big cock after giving consent.

I got Jordi No El by Jamal and now I am sore.

by Janis1231 December 27, 2020

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JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI February 01, 2016

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