John Cena 

You can’t see him.

John Cena is over there!

John Cena by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024

"john cena" 

while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot

I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."

"john cena" by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008

John__Cena 

Bad. Terrible. Ugly!

John__Cena
Ill, did you see that John___Cena? He lives down my road!
AHHHHHH!

John__Cena by randomperson818 June 10, 2020

JOHN CENA!!! 

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!

Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!

JOHN CENA!!! by John Zena November 8, 2015

JOHN CENA!! 

JOHN CENA

And the new president of the USA is JOHN CENA!!!
You can't see me!

JOHN CENA!! by RnnyG..... '-' December 22, 2015

John Cena theory

This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.

Student: Is the John Cena theory real?
Prof: Yesn't

John Cena theory by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020

john cena meme 

A meme that is all about John Cena, who is a WWE wrestler. The meme starts with something random then all of a sudden John Cena's name is yelled out and music starts playing.

(From SkyDoesMinecraft's Do Not Laugh)

Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!

Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*

Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!

john cena meme by VideogamemasterN November 27, 2015