Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013

Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

The Jizzy Mcsquizzy

The Sexual act of ejaculating on a squirrel and inserting it into a woman’s anus as one uses a phony Scottish accent while watching a movie (preferably open season)

Josh: i gave Isabel the jizzy mcsquizzy last night
Ryan: eww gross

by R. Rick Rickshaw July 5, 2025

pulling a jizzy

pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them

"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"

"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"

by gayfrig August 9, 2022

Jizzy D

1)A placeholder name given to rappers without a nickname.

2)Probably a knock-off name given to a rapper in a GTA game.

1) Yo did you hear that new song by Jizzy D?

2)What was the name of that guy from GTA, Jizzy D?

by King fuck wad December 21, 2016

jizzy j

jiana venditti

“jiana venditti is so jizzy they call her jizzy j »

by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024

Jizzy

When someone is horny-annoying.

In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.

Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe

Example 1: Bitch, quit acting jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.

by therealuncleheshy July 24, 2023