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Crown Jewels

Poor Steven was kicked right in the Crown Jewels by his wife when she caught him in bed with another woman.
by Turkeyonabagel September 24, 2020
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Jewel

A word to describe a person who goes around sleeping with everyone
Sam: Hey,wanna come to my house for a bit of 'woo hoo' time??
Remy:EW!! Dont be such a Jewel
by Jade Nicky July 15, 2018
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Jewel Man

The release of mega man 9 saw two benchmarks for robot master minority rights. First was splash woman who is the first ever female robot master. Second is Jewel Man, possibly the first ever gay robot master.

Not to be stereotypical or biased, Jewel man has all the markings of homosexual stereotypes. He himself is bright pink with an effeminate face, he moves in a fashion that suggests ballet, (specifically when he jumps) and his level is filled with bright demasculinating colors, such as pink, teal and bright blues.

However to top this all off is the jewel on his head, which is remarkably phallic.
Gamer one: who is that?
Gamer two: Jewel Man.
1: They have gay robot masters now?
2: I guess.
by Mr.Cthulu January 13, 2009
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family jewels

"Yo, don't smack my family jewels."
by x January 22, 2003
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Jewell Noggle

A jewel is a precious and rare stone, Noggle decends from Nottinghill Germany more near Milano Italy shortened to Noggle known for beauty, skill with poker, and winemaking!
The day was a jewel, we were so lucky to be here!
Everything was going good til I realized I had been Noggled in the poker game!
These Noggles are a great for business with thier knowledge of the hills the wine is extraordinary!
This whole day all together has been a real jewell noggle, cant wait to experience that again!
by stevensenn September 27, 2012
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Jewel bag

Chicago slang for a standard plastic shopping bag that is reused for storage, organizing things or garbage. Named for Jewel-Osco food/drug stores. Sometimes called Jewels bag.
I need to get another Jewel bag since I filled the last one with so much garbage.
by 60067th Hell December 21, 2013
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Dirty Jewel

When you get head and cum between her eyes/eyebrows in one big pile like a jewel between her eyes.
She let me give her a dirty Jewel and then she let it drip into her mouth, hottest move ever.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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