So jelly I'm jam

Jelly is a slang word that derived from the word "jealous".
It's a play on words: you're so jelly you turn into jam. Basically saying that you're extremely or beyond envious.

Mostly used in a joking manner and among females.

1: I'm so jelly I'm jam, that you're on vacation right now Beth.

by iknowthings100 March 28, 2013

jelly roll

The female genetalia.

"Well, when I get those jellyroll blues/ Why, I'd go and get any thing in this world for you..."

--The Grateful Dead, Dupree's Diamond Blues

by Pink January 30, 2004

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

Jelly Sandwich

When you receive a hybrid handjob/blowjob while your junk is covered with KY Jelly to reduce friction and make twice the mess. Astrolube, though quite effective, is not the preferred product due to its apparent lack of flavor.

My girl crawled up between my legs and gave me a Jelly Sandwich so tight that my eyes rolled up into the back of my head when my cock exploded.

by LeddedBee August 13, 2019

sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.

I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.

by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008

Jellyfish Balls

Rather large balls contained within a translucent ball sack. The balls are extremely hairy, thus resembling the many tentacles protruding from the body of a jellyfish. Such hair can scratch another during intercourse similarly to the stinging of a jellyfish. It is recommended to keep a distance from those with jellyfish balls. Those with this condition usually have sloth-like features, say "brah," ride bicycles, fix computers, and have no car.

That guy last night had huge jellyfish balls; I have the worst rash!

Man-of-war!

by Eb&Iv September 15, 2009

jellyfishfingernail4

My very cool my mutual 😊😘👍👍

"Tik tok user @Jellyfishfingernail4 just posted a new video oh em jee!!"
"Yes"

by Pigeonliver August 29, 2021