Jason

Attractive guy who deserves a girl friend that will worship him.
Jasons are hilarious and loyal. Hard working is an understatement and highly intelligent. His ex will always be a whore.

I sucked Jason off last night, his dick is so huge, I gagged like a bitch.

by This is funnier October 13, 2019

Jason

Me, the very internet enlightened queen of ribs

Petunia: I heard that Jason has all his friends and familys bodys in his attic. Sexy !

by GumbiSlut500 April 30, 2020

Jason

Jason is that guy every girl would want. He is super sweet and nice but not too nice. He can cheer you up with a text. He is always real and has your back. He is someone you would want in your life. He is mad lit and cool.

You definitely need a Jason

by Fiytb July 27, 2020

Jason

A guy who Loves so hard the "strongest" people cant deal with him. Unintentionally Lucky. Very Patient. When angry.... Pyromaniac. Weirdo. Destroyer.

"What happened?"

"Jason was here and fucked everything up!"

"What did you do to him?"

-Silence

by hKJlagin497792 March 29, 2021

Jason

A very cute boy I love you so much like yessss emo boy your amazing

I miss Jason-Lawrence

by Hello it’s birb December 10, 2021

Jason

Usually a cute guy who likes watching Lords of Dogtown and going to kindergarten parks with girls. Oh, and is also a VERY good kisser.

i hung out with Jason the other day<3

by Mdontworryboutit March 30, 2009

Jason

The most AMAZING person you will ever meet and one of the best friends you could ever have. He is always fun to be around. Great smile and REALLY sexy arms. He has the best taste in music and movies. He puts a smile on my face just by walking into a room. Awesome people skills and great with dogs.

Best bear hugs in town and his kiss is addicting. You cannot stop with just one...always leaves you wanting "uno mas"
In short: Sweetest, sexiest, funniest, most caring, amazing,
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, thoughtful, goofy, AMAZING person and he deserves the best.

I need a bandade, I just tripped and fell for Jason.

by cheeselikesferb September 5, 2011