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audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)
Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.
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JANET

Janet is a hoe who lets anyone in her backdoor. Janet is a dirty bitch. She is sometimes known as a dickwagon. She ain’t pretty but she gets the job done. She may not be your first choice but you’ll never complain once you’re inside her. Janet is a whore.
Janet knows just how you like it.
Janet is such a hoe!
by BShift Bitches June 7, 2019
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of
“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”
by David1987:) January 9, 2022
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
mugGet the Janetmug.

janeting

When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
"this travel agent is totally janeting right now"
by amber.knittin September 5, 2016
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Janet

Janet is a being from the afterlife. Call their name and they will appear next to you and will do anything you require
"Nah I can't spell hydrocarbon.. Janet! How do you spell hydrocarbon?"

"Hydrocarbon is spell H y d r o c a r b o n "

"Thanks bro!"
by Pippin adventures February 14, 2022
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