Earphone-Itch

Earphone-itch occurs when one shares his or her headphones with another person and then developes infection due to ear bacteria when putting the headphones back into his or her own ear

Girl: Can I listen to that song again?

Guy:Ewww, no way you're gonna give me Earphone-itch

Girl: Oh okay :(

by BunnyFudgekins July 3, 2009

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sweetcorn itch

the unmistakable itch after not wiping your arse properly.

Little Jimmy was fidgeting all day at school, he had the sweetcorn itch.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

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Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.

Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.

by under 9000 May 2, 2009

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unscratchable itch

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I'm in unscratchable itch

by Arpan Bhutan April 29, 2019

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booty itch

To be annoyed, frustrated, (noun) pain, pill, jerk, an annoying person.

You make my "booty itch"!
Damn, you ain't nothin' but a "booty itch"!
I swear you're the biggest "booty itch" I know!

by Myra Lugo May 7, 2008

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When you get caught scratching your balls, either in public, or at home, you must yell BALLS-ITCH! Or if you are out with your buddies and they catch you scratching.. You say balls-itch in a muffled voice.

James yelled BALLS-ITCH in front of the whole school yesterday because someone caught him scratching his balls.

by ratemycameltoe June 23, 2007

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