Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 19, 2021
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Inverse boner

an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little
When he texted me “wyd?” and “whats your Snapchat?” I really got an inverse boner
by Soerealisme December 29, 2021
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Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
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rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,
The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion
by cowboytoy December 13, 2013
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Inverse

A Sugondese person who escaped Sugondia and went on to murder people with mayo jars
Inverse likes poop, sucks at fortnite and married a mayo jar
by EPICFORTNITEPLAYER23872 December 30, 2018
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Inverse Flirting

The act of flirting by degrading yourself just to hear your target trying to convince you otherwise.
Most boys do this when interested.
-God I am so ugly
-Nah I don’t think so
-thanks

^Thats how inverse flirting works
by IsabelKnows May 28, 2018
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inversion layer

"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs" on me.."
by rochallor February 05, 2009
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