rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,

The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion

by cowboytoy December 12, 2013

Inverse Handjob

(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob

Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.

by A_Random_Man June 20, 2017

inversion

according to philly special, it's the state of inverting something

inversion

inverting the letters "zrz" to "rzr"

by madea's alter ego, rzr September 6, 2020

inverse-proportion of business-minding

Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!

A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Inverse cowboy

When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly

Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it

by Ndizzle78 December 28, 2022

Inverse Boner

The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.

Not to be confused with a reverse boner.

You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.

by Only_69 April 18, 2021

reverse inverse pegging

Between two persons with male genitalia. One wears a strap-on backwards and fucks the recieving participant's ass by having said participant doing a head stand with hips and knees bent 90° in a sitting position. The participant with strap on, stands up and sits down on the chair structure formed by the recieving participant, inserting the strap on into the recieving participants asshole.

Two male gymnasts tried the reverse inverse pegging after receiving their new strap on.

by Tuguit August 16, 2020