Internet 

1. The world wide web, a network of computers and websites all over the world. 2. A vile cesspool of corruption and evil.

Man, the internet is creepy.

Internet by Vic Viper Mk. II March 24, 2004

internet 

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

I am using "Internet" in a sentence.

internet by Phoojoeniam September 14, 2003

Internet 

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Internet by Senator Ted Stevens (R) March 18, 2007

Internet 

A place where you can find cats and porn. Based vaguely from the american word "pussy".

The internet is the only place where you can find cat porn. Unless you're a cat porn director.

Internet by Batman0921 October 14, 2014

Internet 

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

Internet by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020

internet 

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

internet by AYB March 10, 2003

internet 

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

internet by SteamGunner January 26, 2007