narnia

A real bitch and thinks they are really pretty but not,she basically has no purpose in life and well I hope she commits suicide.Anyway,being friends with a narnia is the worst choice of your life

Girl1:*crys*
Girl2:Why are you crying?
Girl1: A girl stole my boyfriend
Girl2:I bet she is a narnia

So if you are friends with narnia,be smart and unfriend her.

by sup_loser August 29, 2019

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scrawnicles of narnia

very very scrawny or skinny.
see also Scrawny McTwigerthin.

dude 1: dammm that dude is scrawnicles of narnia

by People Call Me Fat December 27, 2009

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Full Narnia

When someone goes so deep into the closet that they come out the other side in Narnia

Sally’s working at a hedge fund now and it looks like she went full Narnia

by stayonthesunnysideup June 19, 2018

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narnia jizz

slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.

dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!

by akolaad May 06, 2016

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On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

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