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Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like๐Ÿ‘‡ this

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Whatever the hell that โ˜๏ธ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡

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Followed by ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘ˆ It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away
Heโ€™s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him
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The Most Important question

The most important question Is Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk. Its obviously cereal before milk.
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nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you donโ€™t want someone to know what it was
Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important
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.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year โ€“ no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
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More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.
Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."
by Hym Iam January 20, 2025
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Important

That's a relative term.
Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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