ikea

literally drugs.

“do you want to go to ikea this weekend?”
“duh”

by Fluffycow604 November 5, 2021

James from Ikea

Absolute prick

James from Ikea is an absolute prick

by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019

Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult

That ikea bucket hat is sick

by Shnoiken September 8, 2022

Ikea man

The best guy to ever exist, he’s my ikea man and i love him so much.

He’s my Ikea man and i’m not sharing

by Mejse March 24, 2023

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually

ill stab you with ikea knife

by Aanya ok February 5, 2022