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ikea

do you want to go to ikea this weekend?”
“duh”
by Fluffycow604 November 5, 2021
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James from Ikea

James from Ikea is an absolute prick
by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 8, 2022
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Ikea man

The best guy to ever exist, he’s my ikea man and i love him so much.
He’s my Ikea man and i’m not sharing
by Mejse March 24, 2023
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ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.
Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?
by Strive30005 September 20, 2017
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IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
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ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually
by Aanya ok February 5, 2022
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