iPod 

A regular ordinary MP3 / MP4 player that costs 10x more than the standard player.

It's basically an item one tells themselves is better and more qualified than any other media device, yet it requires installing bullshit iTunes, using some special cable that costs an arm and a leg instead of the standard USB 2.0, and ultimately becomes a useless piece of shit when the screen gets scratched.

It's also got an overrated battery that lasts about 40 minutes.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got a new iPod.

Me: *facepalm*

So many people like iPods and are so convinced they are the best, I will be surprised if this comment is even approved.

iPod by Da Milkman July 5, 2009

iPod 

a word in urbandictionary.com receiving both positive and negative descriptions. Their reasons are:

for Positive- They just bought one and want to brag about their new hi-tech gadget.
for Negative- They don't own one and desperately want to have one.

Amy: Hey, I like, got my new iPod and it has like 80GB or sumthin. It's like so totally kewl, ya know.

Marco: Wtf, you don't need that piece of shit. f*ckin retard.... (I wish I had one)

iPod by the_proud_nerd August 16, 2009

ipod 

A relatively small device that allows a consumer to convert their CD collection into MP3 format and download their music collection for portable listening pleasure. It costs a lot of dough (buy a Rio or whatever if you’re still mad at the price) because of the exceptional audio sound of not only the device itself, but the home, office, and car accessories it has. If you travel, have a very large music collection, or desire to utilize all of your friends’ and relatives’ music collections, then you should probably invest in an ipod. ipod’s are God’s gift to mankind.

person one: Well, off to work, I'd better make sure my ipod's charged up.

person two: ipods are dumb and expensive.

person one: Oh, what kind of ipod do you have?

Person two: I don't have an ipod, I just like to bitch about things that aren't directly related to me.

ipod by Land-0 June 11, 2006

iPod 

World's best selling mp3 player, some people like it some people don't. I got my 30 gb video ipod for around $250, its not as overpriced as some of these ignorant dumbshits claim it to be. I need this 30 gb harddrive so i can store files off my computer, music, and videos. Also dropped on concrete 3 times and never broke. Don't listen to these people without personal experience. Not to mention that they look awesome. Also 10 hours of battery life.

Nonconformist prick: Dude, you got an iPod, i thought i told you not to give in to Cooperate America?

Me: Stfu, go listen to your Creative Zen that will break in 5 minutes.

iPod by mark doyel October 6, 2006

iPod 

More Particularity The "iPod Nano"
A peice of crap MP3 that breaks within the first month yuo have it.
Cums in a variety of colours.

It holds more songs than anyone will ever own in their lives.It also says 12 hour battery life, but lasts for dick hours and there is Limited rechargeable battery - there are only a certain amount of charges you can use and then you have to pay a brazillion dollars for a new god damn battery.

Yeah and if you don't want the screen to look like a cat was trying to find drugs in it, you have to buy a 50 dollar rubber case that isnt worth crap.
Totally overpriced for such a piece of crap. $420.00 Canadian for the peice of crap alone, and then a 3-year warranty which bumped it up to $508.00.

And if you want to use the room you have to pay 10,000 dollars for the 10,000 freaking songs it holds.

SomeRandom:WOW. My iPod hold 10,000 songs and it costed like 500$, and music is only a dollar a song!!

Me: My MP3 Holds 500 songs, only costed 100 dollar and music is free.

SomeRandom: Yeah well, nyah!

iPod by Samanthaa* August 21, 2007

ipod 

Worst and most expensive mp3 player on the market, sold to the brainwashed public with phony ads. Comes with free DRM, self-destruct software, and will give you arthritis if you keep scrolling through your songs with it. It automatically encrypts your songs once you put them onto your ipod so you can’t dump them onto a friend’s computer without hacks, or wasting a week re-naming tracks. Also has the most soulless interface ever, you can’t even set backgrounds- You do get to be like every other loser with an ipod though with your plane white background. It has midway audio quality and god awful battery life, and doesn’t support some of the most commonly used formats. The only good ipod, is a hacked ipod- but its still a crappy ipod.

Ipod Guy: Hey I just bought a 200 dollar 1gb ipod mini

Cool Guy: Umm… I just bought a 40 dollar 2gb micro SD card, for my phone.

ipod by Joey-Joe-Joeson July 20, 2008

ipod 

A topic on UD to show how sad and creepy its users are.

Normal person: Hey what are you doing?

UD user: I'm writing about how iPods SUCK!

Normal person: I dunno, they're kinda cool.

UD user: You're being brain washed MAN!

Normal person: But they've won awards, their the most popular Media player.

UD user: ....SILENCE! I SHALL ADD TO THE DEFINITION SO THAT EVERYONE WILL SEE MY GENIUS!

Normal person: .....okay....

ipod by Not disgrunted March 28, 2007