Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

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Houston Street

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.

Hey! You wanna go to that place on Houston street?

by Meepster April 7, 2015

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The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

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Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

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zach houston

A handsome boy who is very sweet and caring.Does not show when he has a crush. The most amazing person that will ever be met. You will never meet a boy more sweet, kind, and caring than Zach Houston

Them- Who is that boy over there he is so handsome looking and super kind.
Me- That is Zach Houston my love.

by Miss Rayne May 11, 2017

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