personal holiday

A personal holiday is the celebration of a significant event in your life. Your birthday is the most common personal holiday, and is often celebrated with friends and family, using standard ceremonies which in North America include a birthday cake with candles and the receiving of gifts.
A common shared personal holiday is the anniversary of a wedding. Less commonly celebrated shared personal holidays are "our first sex day" and even "day we met day".
There are personal holidays which commemorate more solemn occasions, such as that shared by siblings on the anniversary of a parent's death.
The largest (and largely unacknowledged) group of personal holidays are more private ones. These include "day I quit smoking/drinking day" and celebrations of life-changing events such as "first orgasm day" and "spiritual awakening day" (which may, for some, coincide).
Widely shared, but even less acknowledged, are anniversaries of negative personal events, like "shot my mouth off day" or "caught cheating day". Whether they are admitted to or not, these negative personal holidays require their own forms of ritual remembrances, such as throwing a good drunk.
Ping: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Pang: Oh, I took a personal holiday. It was "First Time I Saw the Grand Canyon Day"
by Pooleside April 03, 2016
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Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
by 10cc March 31, 2016
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hooker's holiday

One's period. The connotations should be obvious.
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"

"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."

by Kayl July 11, 2008
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wyatt holiday

Also informally known as Wyatt Holocaust.

Very odd St Thomas Aquinas student possibly future Chaminade Madonna College Preparatory student that is loved by many and envied by even more.

Likes to consider himself the livest of all, although isn't as live as David Beckham.
Enjoys Baseball and Fishing (which is a normal combination o hobbies within Floridians)
Also enjoys Hitler jokes and because of that is now a proud participant in Nom Nom, Bitch.
"Oh, look at that Wyatt over there!"
"Wyatt Holiday, Number 27 in the field, number 1 in my heart!"
"Such a Wyatt"
by whatsup, my name is paulo March 17, 2017
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Holiday Balls

1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.

2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.

2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
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Holiday hungers

When you eat your holiday cheers out with a buttload of food.... Seriously put down the spoon bitch, that stuffings going nowhere but your thighs
Mary: I gained 28 pounds over Christmas

Bob: You got the holiday hungers bitch
by Tbone11454 December 27, 2012
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holiday candelabra

This phrase refers to a menorah. It is used by people who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Hanukkah, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday.
It's time to bring out the holiday candelabra again.
by disco_stu911 December 07, 2011
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