ho

to lack common sence, to be inherently stupid.

you are thicker than ho

by Micky and Queenie March 20, 2004

ho

1) any female
2) any dude that carries himself like a female
3) a snitch

"come over here ho"

"we hangin out with jimmy, you wanna come thru?"
"jimmy? i hate him. he's a ho"

"you know lou is the one that went to the authorities?"
"word, i knew he was a ho"

by mickeymousekilla February 23, 2008

ho

A woman/man who f*cks everyone. Important distinction: a "ho" is not a bitch. A ho will f*ck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone but you. Unless that bitch is a gay man. In which case the terms are used identically.

My name's Easy E, I got bitches galore/
You may have a lot of bitches but I have much more.

by Chief Bootysmackah June 01, 2004

ho

A term of endearment used between close friends and siblings with an excellent sense of humor.

"Hey, ho!";
"Thanks for the pep talk Sam; you're a real ho!";
"Josh, I got yo' back; you ' my ho!"

by samsbestie November 23, 2011

ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

by Roy- December 20, 2006

ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

by Quack Quack December 25, 2005