ho

1) any female
2) any dude that carries himself like a female
3) a snitch

"come over here ho"

"we hangin out with jimmy, you wanna come thru?"
"jimmy? i hate him. he's a ho"

"you know lou is the one that went to the authorities?"
"word, i knew he was a ho"

by mickeymousekilla February 23, 2008

ho

A woman/man who f*cks everyone. Important distinction: a "ho" is not a bitch. A ho will f*ck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone but you. Unless that bitch is a gay man. In which case the terms are used identically.

My name's Easy E, I got bitches galore/
You may have a lot of bitches but I have much more.

by Chief Bootysmackah May 31, 2004

ho

A term of endearment used between close friends and siblings with an excellent sense of humor.

"Hey, ho!";
"Thanks for the pep talk Sam; you're a real ho!";
"Josh, I got yo' back; you ' my ho!"

by samsbestie November 22, 2011

ho ho ho

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

by Tom Thirwall August 30, 2003

ho ho ho

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

by Roy- December 21, 2006

ho ho ho

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

by Quack Quack July 21, 2008

Ho Ho Ho

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

by blinkmesoftly December 20, 2009