Sped Helmet

A device used to prevent serious injury of a retard banging their head against hard objects

The retard's owner quickly slipped the sped helmet on the retard to prevent further damage.

by zach1234567890 February 22, 2010

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

trojan helmet

the act of a man laying his testicles in ones eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet

"While Mary was sleeping I took out mt dick and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet."

by Fudger April 24, 2003

Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks

excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008

greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet

This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 5, 2007

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

by BMW March 30, 2003