by Delicious637382 August 07, 2016
by Delicious637382 August 07, 2016
by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019
A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.
by dicksforhands February 06, 2017
An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.
Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.
by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021
When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?
James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.
Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge
Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023