An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.
Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.
by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021
Get the Hedge Fuckmug. Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025
Get the Hedgemug. Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025
Get the Hedgemug. by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023
Get the hedge bogeysmug. literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
by littleladyH January 2, 2022
Get the Hedgesmug. an interesting sensation that you get when your at the zoo and there is an escaped animal in the toilet but you dont want to get bitten even though your nursting for a wee!
by i'm not June 3, 2007
Get the the hedge warbler.mug.