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Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.
“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”
by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019
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handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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handy way

"let's go to the handy way and get some gas and beer."

"i'm going to the handy way does anyone need anything."
by banners February 27, 2017
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handy dart

1) A slow moving ghetto bus that carries around old people and retards. It is often the target of snowballs, sandwhiches, fruit, jelly donuts, and anything else that can be thrown at slow moving bus.

2)A person without any common sense and says stupid things like "Take creatine,stay hydrated, get huge, have good times." They are also incapable of doing the most basic of tasts like opening pop cans, drinking milk, or not dropping half eaten corn dogs into the couch.
1)Hey guys! The handy dart is comming. Let's fucking throw shit at it.

2)(3 Half eaten corn dogs are found in the couch) Fuck Bruce! What kind of handy dart drops half eaten corn dogs into the couch?
by Christian B October 27, 2005
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handy pandy

dude i got handy pandy from her
by shaker December 8, 2007
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rough handy

A hand job without lube or care of chaffing.
The weed wasn't very good, so I paid for it with a rough handy.
by Azykial May 9, 2014
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fancy handy

When one patricipates in a titty fuck which ends with a pearl necklace. It's very fancy.
Yo, dis gurl let me get down wit a fancy handy. Gave dat bird a pearl necklace, she classy as fuck.
by Datbabybeenbornt November 15, 2013
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