Uni-Glute

Someone that is born with only one butt cheek. This leads to an inability to sit upright or ride a bicycle. A painful affliction found mainly in the developing nations of the world. The Uni-Glute Foundation strives to help the afflicted through their Project Full Moon campaigns seen on late night TV with such taglines as "We can fix your can" and "Splitting ends for a Brighter Future". Also known as Tippers or UniGlutes.

That poor Uni-Glute got too drunk and fell off his stool.

by UGF January 27, 2009

gnutella

A peer to peer file sharing network created by Nullsoft. Allows computers to directly share files over an internet connection or LAN. Majority of users use it for music, movies, and software.

Limewire, keeping the gnutella network alive!

by Matthew December 26, 2005

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

heavy duty glutes

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.

That chick has heavy duty glutes yo!

by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

gluten

This little guy is found in wheat, rye, and barley. People with celiac cannot consume it because their intestine for some sickening reason things gluten is evil and rejects it. This is a sad thing, because a gluten-free diet in America is a very, very depressing thing.

While your friends eat oreos, cake, and other hallmarks of the wondrous American diet, you must crunch dry rice cakes and order salads without croutons or most dresses.

Gluten is basically evil. It punches the villi of a celiac's gut and it's not nice. Gluten is evil.

I ate gluten from that yummy oreo and now I am puking.

by Suffering Celiac December 16, 2008

Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

by jonomicon September 17, 2007