gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.

“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”

by Medical Negligence Protester July 10, 2024

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

by willowisps September 20, 2023

gooning

gooning means edging for more than 5 hours

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.

: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.

by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023

gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.

Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day

by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023