The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”
“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”
by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

is a person who will stare at any women's breast at any given time... and begin to drewl.....
you must stare at the titt....
you must drewl over the titt...
and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo
you must stare at the titt....
you must drewl over the titt...
and most important you must make a life style of this habitt and always do it where ever you go.... so goob over ever boob you gobler...... solo
by Wodie-son-ya-ma-shima July 6, 2011

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