gerke

the mix between a dork and a geek

he looks like a gerke

by timmy dunn February 7, 2007

Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts

"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor

by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011

Gnark

A skateboarding company that started in Belfast, Maine. They make gnarly clothing such as hats, shirts, and sweatshirts. They look to progress skateboarding and move it in a positive direction. Check them out on their website, Instagram and Youtube.

Great
Nobodies
Are
Rarely
Known

Guy 1: Yo dude, did you see the new Gnark catalog? They have some sick sweatshirts!
Guy 2: Obviously bro! I got like three shirts! The ladies were climbing all over me!

by GetGnarly July 24, 2013

gnork

The Cult of the Great GNORK (Genetic Neural Organism of R and Kaos) is a conspiracy of anti-conspirers who worship an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence.

The roots of this group can be traced back to marble statues of an omnipotent being in direct ancestry of Thot, the egypt god of writers. (Source: Harald von Schönbrunn: Mystery of ancient cultures. In: Archaeological Periodicals; Xanten 1923, S. 23-66)

gnork ai

by Avondell September 13, 2009

GnarKiller

A merciless killer who listens to Gnar-Kill. Also he/she kicks major ass.

The group of GnarKillers were listening to Gnar-Kill

by Alamore December 30, 2003

Just jerking your gherkin

Another way of saying just joking around. It is often used in the awkward joke gone wrong setting

Tony B: AY-YO James sometimes I just think me and you should totally bum.
James: Are you serious Tony B?
Tony B: Yeah just... you know, try it out.
James: What the fuck man!? You know I will burn out all the battyman chi chi bloodclat man!
Tony B: Mi seh what is di problem?! Just jerking your gherkin mi lion!
James: Jah Blaze Up!

by LordBone January 9, 2012

jerkin the gerkin

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017