Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

gloria

virgin

“hey, i’m gloria and i’m a mega virgin”

by anonymous October 12, 2021

Gloria

She's an hot bisexual bitch; she's sometimes shy but so funny. She's a feminist but she want to marry a rich old man. She likes reading but just gay sad stories and she thinks she has good muic taste just because she listen to old stuff

Omg she's fabulous who's she?
She's Gloria and she's just not into you, she's into fictional characters

by 12345---- November 21, 2021

Gloria

Means this person looks like a gorilla

Yo Jacob looks like a Gloria

by Meyen October 10, 2021

Gloria Heldt

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is one to be wild, yet serious. It is said when you date one you will never want somebody else. She is very lucky to have. Before you can get in her pants you have to stroke your finger all up and down her body.

Gloria Heldt is so amazing.
I am so lucky to have Gloria Heldt.

by paublo69 December 4, 2012

Gloria

A girl who loves dogs, maybe a little TOO much.

"That's a dog you Gloria! Not a cow, you can't milk him!

by Putindoestrump November 24, 2021

Gloria

sexy like never this girl makes you lose your mind in a fraction of a second

Gloria is also a nice girl, sympathetic to the character sure as the iron beautiful is on her and that is what characterizes her she never gives up on me and always gets what she wants

by ilsathelove November 21, 2021