Gerrymeccago

a substitution for hello by a self absorbed a-hole that doesnt have time to extend a courteous greeting to u

When I called you yesterday, u answered "Gerrymeccago" instead of saying "hello".

by starho July 29, 2022

Gerrymandering

Son of a bitch! It’s spelled with a “G”? Mother.... Goddamnit Todd! You know, I spelled it right last time. Damnit!

Hym “Well shit... but I have spelled gerrymandering correctly in the past! Ok!? And I’m pretty sure there is a guitar playing term called jerrymandering. Anywho, you notice that the guy president of Hungary looks like a bloated version of that guy from NCIS? You see it? Look at his face! It’s fat NCIS guy! Hilarious!”

by Hym Iam November 9, 2022

Gerry

A sexy man who likes cum and sex

gerry he likes cum, sex and dick

by sexyboaba February 7, 2023

Gerryism

A mental disability that makes someone want to be treated like a dog.

You see that nigga tryna woof at someone?? He probably has gerryism

by ERICASIANBOY February 24, 2023

Gerroa

someone who fucks girls called xara and fathers her bats

Xara the night witch, was getting pussy anal from Gerroa.

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Gerry

Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".

Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.

For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.

Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.

Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.

Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."

"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."

by your real name :-P September 27, 2023

Gerry

Pretty eyes, ally to addicts.

I met a Gerry at the art gallery.

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023