Germany

The country that was the home of the absolute Crazy “handsome” sir that was born in fuckin’ Austria. Adolf Hitler. It has the best Bretsel in this fucking world, as well as the best fucking beer and extremely gentle people. It is also the fatherland of Germs

Girl: I can’t wait to go on a trip to Germany!
Boy: Me too! I searched some interesting information about Germany…

by Aguyfromgreece April 9, 2022

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024

Aph Germany

Hot, breedable and submissive (Aph Italy's omega),

God of Doitsuism, perfect being.
Hetalia's best character.

I like Aph Germany 's tiddies

by @aphenglandrule34 July 28, 2021

Germany

Germany is a beautiful country with many nature,also you can drink there the best beer of the world (stauder!!) and its legal wow nice the people are a little bit unfriendly and stingy but not all of them

American:what are you doing?
german:i drink my beer in the public coz its legal in germany

by boomerbitch November 27, 2019

germany day

Germany day is simply the day you celebrate Germany for being an amazing country

Germany day is celebrated on March 28

Sally:Hey megen its Germany day let’s celebrate
Megen:ok 🎉

by Weeroo September 21, 2020

Lift Germany

Back in the 1800's the Germans who lived in Central Pennsylvania, were gullible. They were so easily duped, deceived, or cheated because they believed what people told them.

So some of the people in New York City would say to their friends or in letters to their friends, that it about time to go to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and "Lift Germany!" They are so trusting, naive, and innocent these speakers of Germany. They will swallow anything.

by Theodore R. Hazen October 18, 2008

Owen Germany

A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.

“ Dońt be like Owen Germany”

by Royaltheft851 May 10, 2018