I’m going to use she/her and he/him to reference nations because why not.
This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?
Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).
The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.
After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
This asshole cunt “Nation” caused a world war, her ally(her vassal actually) Austria(back then Austria-Hungary) caused another. You wanna know how it happened?
Well it all started with Franz Ferdinand, Archduke of Austria being assassinated. By a fuckin Serbian. Austria-Hungary was pissed and he demanded that she(Serbia)pay up. Serbia said no and the world went to hell on World War 1, between Entente(UK, Russia, France, soon Italy, USA, JapanNo Germany and Japan were not lesbian this time, that is WW2, more) and the Central Powers(Germany, Austria-Hungary, later the Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria).
The Ottoman Empire simply joined because blame Germany.
After the Treaty of Versailles which ended WW1(Germany had to kill herself essentially) yeah this Austrian called Hitler was not happy he seized power via “democratic ways” then the Großdeutsches Reich anschulssed her former ally Österreich(he hated it) and Germany went on to take the Česko part of Czechoslovakia and make the Slovensko part into a puppet. Then Germany invaded/raped Poland because she was horny and needed that sweet sweet Danzig from him and decided to carve him up with his neighbor the USSR(he is big). Britain and France did not like this and declare war because they had a guarantee on his ass then France and the Benelux fell cuz incompetence then Germany tried taking the USSR but his ass was too big for her to handle then she died.
by lololololo797969lolololoæégêęä March 25, 2024
Germany is a country in middle Europe. Currently a secret One-Party dictatorship under CDU, CSU and SPD, led by Angela Merkel.
Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.
The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.
Germany was a country with maybe the most interesting culture and history in Europe.
The future of Germany isn't going to be well, due to the current One-Party Politics.
Somebody: "Hey, what's up with Germany?"
German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."
Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"
German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."
Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"
German: "We are pretty much a few months away from a civil war, in which the 'radical right', that's how they are insulted, fight against the 'Refugees Welcome' people, who want to see Germany being enslaved by Islamists."
Somebody: "OMG YOU NAZI!!!"
German: *Doesn't even care anymore* "I'd rather be a Nazi than practicing radical islamism."
Somebody: *Twitters* "Today is officially punch a Nazi day!!!"
by Italy2003 May 10, 2018
Dickinstead, Germany is probably a creepy place to live, ya know, considering all the mung practice.
by North Dakota Sally November 06, 2007
Hot, breedable and submissive (Aph Italy's omega),
God of Doitsuism, perfect being.
Hetalia's best character.
God of Doitsuism, perfect being.
Hetalia's best character.
by @aphenglandrule34 July 28, 2021
Germany day is simply the day you celebrate Germany for being an amazing country
Germany day is celebrated on March 28
Germany day is celebrated on March 28
by Weeroo September 22, 2020
A guy who sits in his room playing xbox and screans at anyone who opens the door. He trys to get girls on xbox to give him a BJ but always gets dejected and reported. Whenever the wifi goes bad he runs around the house kicking and screaming at everything.
“ Dońt be like Owen Germany”
by Royaltheft851 March 09, 2018