gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

Gauge

A loving, beautiful person who thinks they aren't strong, or too ugly but is actually super strong and NOT ugly! Will care for you and love you very much.

"Is that Gauge?"

"Yeah! He is so handsome. Why does he always look down on himself though."

by Anth0nylovefreddy December 30, 2021

Gauge

Gauge is the really sensitive guy but outgoing and fun. He’ll put a smile on your face when you having a bad day and make you laugh when your feeling down. Truly one of the best guys you could meet. He won’t go behind your back and he won’t ever lie to you.

Gauge is my Bestfriend and he’s amazing

by Your pseudonym ;) November 25, 2018

Gauge

A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.

Gauge is a hoe

by Miss interrupting December 28, 2018

Gauge

The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.

Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”

Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”

by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017