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Gandalf

“Wow that horse is amazing
“Yes it’s Gandalf”
by Alicerosse_xox July 16, 2021
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Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.
Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.
by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017
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Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
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Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.
by Vemtrex September 10, 2020
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Gandalf pipe

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!
by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023
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the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.
„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“
by JetiRubik February 2, 2020
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inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.
" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."
by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020
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