Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005

The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023

five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

Fence Post

In the south, it is a slang term used for a 24oz beer.

Let's knock down a few fence posts before we head to the bar.

by Club 333 February 23, 2005

meat fence

1. a big,fat pussy that resembles a wall of meat

A bloody string was hanging from her meat fence, but it didn't matter because she gave me head instead.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

fanceh

Fancy.

Joe: I'm having tea with the Queen tomorrow.
Bob: Ooh, that's well fanceh.

by sotwff March 19, 2010

fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019