An American saying of complete disgust and
anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the
air and/or a wagging of the
head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating
cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate
shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the
night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny
S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy
white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now
wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
