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freaky bummer  

A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'.

They may also have a thing for midgets (especially on horseback)
Dammit your a freaky bummer!!
Hey freaky bummer Tom Selleck is god!
or
Hey you,freaky bummer wheres your stash of midget porn?
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Freaky Tiki 

A margarita drunk man who believes in an almighty god named Freaky Tiki and shouts, "You are the Freaky Tiki" to very random dudes

freaky fracking 

I'm freaky fracking with her tonight 😘

freaky lisa 

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related
My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".

Freaky Forest 

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)

Freaky C 

A young S.A rapper named Ntseli Tlotliso aka Freaky C
Freaky C is Used as something with big monster corruption
Freaky C by Tlotliso April 21, 2019

Freaky Four (4) 

(Noun)
Used to describe a female who is a 4 out of 10 (Slightly below average looking) on the attractiveness scale but makes up for it in, that she is a "freak".

A Freaky Four is not the cutest girl at the bar but the one that'll give you the best time.

Before you take her home she'll be throwing that mid booty on u and tonguing you down all night. Her head game is unmatched (you know she be sucking the balls and licking the Gooch) and she be arching that back like crazy.

With a freaky four, its best advised to only hit Doggystyle.
White boy Matt: *Walks into club* Ayo where all the Freaky Four (4) at

Homie: Bro chill we just got here.

White boy Matt: Bruh im tryna bet my balls licked