Life is soup, I am fork

The correct way tp say your life is shit.

Life is soup, I am fork....

by 69420isnicenamelol November 16, 2020

Firky

Guy with a large penis

Woah! You see that guy over there? Gemma told me he's a firky...

Damn girl, you seen how denise is walking? Yeah she got firked last night...

by IgotFirked November 12, 2009

Dutch Fork High School

Dutch Fork High School, is a socialized prison where the instability of the leadership impresses even African nations. The constant change in principles, leads the student body as well as the faculty pondering if they are getting gyped or whored out to someone or something. Overall the school gives the appearance that it is essentially a chaotic cluster fuck as opposed to a government installed educational institution. Though the school has essentially no gang violence or civil disobedience, the administration sees it necessary to overcompensate the short-comings of rival school, Irmo High School. Mesh bookbags are required to prevent students from bringing concealed weapons, though one would imagine that a shirt could be wrapped over the weapon in the bag, thus making the bag redundant. In an attempt to prevent intruders from entering, the administration requires socialist identification badges to be hung from the neck by a lanyard, that must be break-away, because the student suicide rate increased rapidly when the IDs were incorporated in the first place.

The system of ids is a questionable practice in which a frantic old man inspires investigation into every students id in an attempt to keep some facade of structure within the school to make a false premise of safety.

The administration of Dutch Fork High School is a constant reminder of an Orwellian society based on the novel 1984. Within their school you are made to read this book as a sick form of irony, so that the administration can have a sense of humor in their own sick way.

One could spend a lifetime discussing Dutch Fork High School's short-comings and overall substandard organizational practices. The school manages to pull off decent educational standards, though the students that attend this high school seem to be whinny spoiled rich kids with an attitude over nothing, essentially what is the point?

Last but in no way least...
I am the asshole that planned, lead, and followed through with the Raccoon Prank of '08! Muhahahahaha, biatches!

When Marx wrote the "The Communist Manifesto," he had know idea that his Utopia could be corrupted into a Dutch Fork High School.

by ErinGoBraghLess and Baneez November 3, 2008

Fork Union Military Academy

A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.

Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...

by sexylexy May 7, 2005

God fork

Hand esp. when eating chicken wings or pizza

You don't need any silverware, just use your God forks.

by S. O'Brien March 6, 2007

Stick a fork in me. I'm done

When you've been doing something for too long and you don't want to do it anymore.

I had a 10 hour shift at work today. 8 hours in I was like "Stick a fork in me. I'm done".

by KnightofNerdom December 8, 2019

fork face

a person with an immense amount of acne scarring, that their face looks as if someone had grabbed a fork and scarred their face.

good god look at Luigi he's a fork face.

by thewacthmen2 September 30, 2008