Fetachu

(fee-ta-chew) The Pokemon character that is a fetus. He has the Umbilical Whip, the Amnion Slap, and if the going gets rough he can Abort Mission using his Rusty Coat Hanger.

There are in fact more than one Fetachu, and when in herds, they are called Feti.

(all seen here is the work of a boy named Matt, except I made up the umbilical whip)

1) FETACHU! USE YOUR UMBILICAL WHIP!
2) FETACHU! USE YOUR AMNION SLAP!
3) A wild pack of Feti demolished the town, before killing the women the Feti would jump into their uterus to gain strength.

by klincubusrunner July 30, 2008

Fleagled

The act of breaking anything due to the sheer size of one's body.

He came in fleagled my futon then went to my office and fleagled my office chair.

by Waffle William Waffington June 9, 2010

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Flatarnde

Fat, yet successful

Jonah Hill is a flatarnde actor.

Flatarnde people are rare because fat people are usually lazy and gross.

by JerBear53 May 26, 2015

Feta skidmark

The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.

Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.

by FettySkid December 19, 2015

flatasplat

when your wheenis get stuck in a car door the splats all ove making it flat "flatasplat"

james:oh crap
jeff:what happend
james:flatasplat

by kig john November 14, 2016

fetal cow

someone who acts like a baby and is such a cow

Katie is such a fetal cow, looks how she is acting

by that fetal cow July 2, 2019