buttah on flapjacks

All over it, got it covered

Don't worry, I'm on it like buttah on flapjacks.

by LumpyTripe May 15, 2014

flapjacks

much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.

Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.

by jerkamiah666 May 12, 2007

flapjack

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Rusty Flapjack

The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.

“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”

by AndyTS December 31, 2007

african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

Raggedy Flapjacks

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.

Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.

by pktoe August 7, 2006

flapjacks

large breasts with the tendency to sag.

My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.

by Edward the Great April 8, 2004