You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Flannel Friday

A time of the week when mankind rejoices to both entertain and stun the eyes of those around them.

As Dan awoke on a cool Friday morning, a chill in the air left him with only one explanation… it is Flannel Friday!

by Joshua Bellachow March 9, 2023

Flannel Fest

When Annabelle drinks a flannel fest Samuel Adams and starts to get horny

Sorry I'm staying in and having a flannel fest

by Shellypolecat November 18, 2023

Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.

“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable”

by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020

Imani Is a Flannel

Imani is a massive flannel with a trampy horse 😀

Imani is a flannel

by OogaBoogaHahaha June 7, 2022

flannel gang

means u have zero hoes absolutely zero

yo do you see flannel gang over there they probably have zero hoes

by KingOfTheO July 5, 2022