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Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.

Example 2:

Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
by John D. Heisenberg April 28, 2013
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Fyre festival

An illusion of a luxury music festival on the Bahamian island of Great Exuma.

Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
1)

- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?

- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.

2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?

- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
by Chiefcamander January 27, 2019
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Strawberry Music Festival

The funnest festival in the world, located at Camp Mather, Yosemite National Park twice a year on Memorial Day and Labor Day. All the songs are bluegrass and you can just relax for 4 perfect days of pure bliss =D
Cece: You goin to Strawberry Music Festival this year?
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!

Everyone else: Idiots.
by mayaandchenoa3297641095613287 February 7, 2010
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The Shit Festival

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
by G. Sant October 19, 2010
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Michigan Women's Festival

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.
I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.
by Insomniadam June 15, 2017
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Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018
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Drip World Festival

Defined to be an absolute joke of a festival with fake artists and no set date. Basically the definition of clowns and an absolute fuck around to the general public
You heard of that Drip World Festival?”
Yeah bro heard it was run by a bunch of dog cunts”
by lmaoeggsdee August 25, 2019
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