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Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
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peter fiddler

To call somebody peter .how are you peter. Peter fiddler looks like a pedo. A peter.
by djr005 December 22, 2013
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Kiddy fiddler

Person 1: You look like Ed sheeren. You must be a kiddy fiddler
Josh: IM NOT A GINGER
Person 1: Whatever u say ed sheeren
by JoshuaEdwinDonaldthegingernut September 8, 2021
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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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Dog Fiddler

Someone who touches dogs then refuses to admit it until caught.
“HEY! RHONA!!! DID YOU TOUCH ALBIE? YOUR A DOG FIDDLER!”
by BigTrev October 3, 2022
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Jizzed-up snack fiddler

(n.) A slang term
Jizzed-up snack fiddler is a term used.
by The RBW April 26, 2024
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Fiddler on the roof

The guy that a girl named Maria banged on the roof
So was that ur fiddler on the roof
by Tbest-evva August 13, 2017
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