Fecal Roster

A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.

Literally - Shit List.

Alternatively: Catalog of Crap

Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."

Philo: "What kind of rooster?"

by QuietReflection October 20, 2010

Fecal Beacon

When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.

In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.

John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!

by Xasanak February 21, 2020

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017

Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011

Fecal Rage

This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.

As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.

by Captain Clean August 6, 2011

Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 5, 2019

fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014