fart

Shit without the mess.

You better check your pants after that fart.

by bigbri October 15, 2006

fart

a fart is a puff of air which comes out of your ass once it has been detected you are then ether called a smelly bastard or you blame it on the person next to you.

'Chris have you farted you smelly bastard'.

by Matt B October 15, 2006

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003

fart

A smelly gas produced when the butt cheeks can't hold the amount of gas inside of your rectum. It usually smells like an old man with teeth that has not been brushed for his whole life.

I can smell the fart . who farted while we were banging?!

by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

fart

excretion of gases from the rectum in a loud manner which is amusing to others but embarrassing to the person unless they dont give a toss

"Jemma Fartedddddd!! and it was like soooo loud and went for 10 mins average and smelt like indescribably horrible and like theres a hole in my bed and in the roof where her head rocketed thru.. i think she followed through.."

by Krystalee lee October 15, 2006

fart

(1)to pass intestinal gas thru the rectum and anus to the outer air
(2)discharge gas from the vagina,such as when it has been pumped up with air by intercourse with the position such that butt is in the air and head is down on the bed

(1) he farted silently and cleared the room, blaming the dog

(2)he came, then withdrew. She emitted a loud fart as she relaxed and lay down on her stomach

by John R. October 15, 2006

fart

a warning of sh*t

u think ya farted but ya sh*t your pants

by nick October 15, 2006