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Expertitis.

An affliction that causes considerable problems for people who become so expert at their chosen line of study or research that no one can understand those who have expertitis.
I've become so expert at dealing with highly specialized cases of wrongfully arrested cases that I have difficulty teaching my craft to others. That's Expertitis.

That's problematic because the truth is that a law degree is of no use to any would be expert who wants to specialize in the sort of cases that I deal with.

I have a 100% success rate, but "Expertitis" makes it difficult for me to understand why amateurs can't do what I do.
by The Trial Wrecker. February 25, 2011
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Expert Goal

this highest goal in Diner Dash and many other casual downloadable games
Woo Hoo, I got expert goal on the last level of Diner Dash!
by 50%Cat October 30, 2011
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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expertivity

Drummond asked Brady questions regarding his expertivity on Holy Scripture.
by JDatx512 August 19, 2008
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Chegg Expert

An individual who uses their subject knowledge to earn money while also learning and gaining the gratification of helping millions of students.
These people are tech savvy, smart, and visionary who believe in financial independence and multiple sources of income.
These individuals included people from all walks of life, including students preparing for competitive exams, housewives who wish to be financially independent, college students looking to supplement their pocket money or even working professionals contributing to multiple sources of income.
"The best part about being a Chegg Expert is the feeling of being able to help students across the globe."
"I can work from any where, at any time, I get to choose from a list of 26 subjects and the process from onboarding to payments is hassle free, that's what it means to be a Chegg Expert."
by Miss Know It All (Not) January 5, 2023
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