Excel

Someone who most likely gets bitches but doesn't necessarily want them. Opposite of an excel.

Dude, did you see that guy rejected the cheerleader, he's such an excel!

by Jombozone April 6, 2022

Unrizzably Excellent

Refers to the idea of being incapable of sex and romance

Malenia is unrizzably excellent, whoever has a crush on her is a rapist. She is incapable of sex and romance

by AspectsSecured August 26, 2025

CruDe Excel

Kid that thinks he's good but really bad. He can't play call of duty worth a crap

"CruDe Excel is really good"
"Are you high bro? He's garbage"

by Avera March 8, 2013

Excel sheet attraction

Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.

He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Excel Youth

The greatest bunch of youth from the best church in the world.

Wow! Excel Youth is such a happening place to be!

by asdfghjkl;'21 July 13, 2021

Excellent dick but still pussy

Tyler

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .

by Your fathers nigga April 14, 2022

Excellence Team

A nickname used to describe the Apttus Alliance team, coined by a key member of the team. It was popularized in June 2014 as the team was consistently doing excellent things. For example, on a Friday in June the team catered Red Rooster Tacos for AEs, gave out koozies and even held a drawing to win an RN74 gift card. Many other documented examples can be found in online collaboration groups.

The Excellence Team looks forward to meeting you!

by sftex June 4, 2014