bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

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Everything I Say Is a Lie

Except that. And that.

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

by Confuciouss August 19, 2008

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evertt • Everett • everything • Everton • Evertonian • Evert • everythingtecchou • everythingship • everything is everything • evette

Evette

Boss Ass Bitch

Guy-"I'm scared , it's an Evette"

Evette-"I'm going to use a spoon to gauge out you eyeballs if you look at my tits!"

by BABYOUJELLYBOSS17 February 19, 2017

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suck at everything

The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.

Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.

by nion January 16, 2005

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Everett, MA

A 3 square mile cesspool of idiocy just to the north of Boston, Everett has rapidly spiraled into best place to get in a machete fight in a parking lot. The only thing that rates in this balloon-knot of a city is Everett High School football and the steaknuts that participate in it. Every Saturday in the Fall, Everett Stadium fills to the brim with strung-out high schoolers, soon-to-be-pregnant cheerleaders, and middle-aged failures, who have never quite gotten over that time in '73 when they could have been state champions if coach had only put them in the game.
Everett is the best place to go if you want Dunkin' Donuts, a submarine sandwich or a funeral, because there is an outlet for each of those at least every 20 feet. There are other attractions in E-Town too: In the mood for a dirty, trashbag strip club attached to a motel? Head for King Arthurs! Want to drink an $8 Bud surrounded by styrofoam gargoyles from Spencer Gifts? The Crypt is your destination my friend. Are you kind of a dork and want to make one-stop to achieve badassness? You can get a gold chain, a tattoo AND a firearm at Ma-Zel's on Ferry St (convienently across the street from The Crypt).
Yes, Everett is magical place, where the heroin is cheap and the calzones are hot! Visit now before it's officially annexed by Brazil.

"Ya dude, I was at The Crypt last night in Everett, MA shooting up in the bathroom, and I was like fuckin' A, you know? And then I totally did this chick who was passed out next to the stage. Have you seen my machete?"

by skulls July 30, 2008

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