Essay

A brutal force of torture used by teachers to harass you.

Teacher: Today in class we are writing an essay!
All students the next day have not come back to school

by IHateSchoolandSoDoYou March 31, 2022

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Essay

Essay: attempt, try at something; a short piece of writing a specific subject; it is a complete piece of writing that can stand alone; it must make sense to the reader in itself.

Essay: Jesmion from Uruagu Umudion, Biafra, an extraordinarian. He is a man of extraordinary genius; because, God made him so. For the first time at his 12/15 years of age he was invited by God to serve but he didn't do it at his tender age; however, God considered his underage, and at his approximately 26 years of age he was advised by a prophetess to answer God's call and he consented and was anointed as a servant of God in 1983. After his anointment the holyspirit spoke to Jesmion siad, the kingdom of God is belonging to you (access to the kingdom of God)

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe August 13, 2017

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i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow

by hahahhahahahasdaghjfhajfahhada May 3, 2020

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The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

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Essay Rape

When a person uses essay styles comments , preferably long unending comment to justify his/her argument via social media platforms.

Jamie : Hey, did you see that guy last night on Facebook , randomly commenting on Lisa's status?
Jack : Yeah i thought it was never ending, such a long post man. Dude just Essay raped her facebook.

by Cinkay July 17, 2015

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