Extended Essay

A essay that has to be written to complete your IB diploma, this essay fucking sucks I hope u fucking fail on this bullshit. Pussy niggas are the only ones who try hard on this goofy shit, this shit is driving me insane
*Person one* : "Hows your extended essay going?"
*Person two*: "I'm gonna fucking bomb an orphanage if I have to keep doing this pussy nigga I'm gonna raise hell with my gen 5 glock with an extended mag and a switch
by BootyLickins December 16, 2024
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Essay Vato

A real Mexican gang slanger from the game Five M, he throws up gang signs and sprays. He is a baller and slanger.
What up essay vato🔫🤝
by Chanhchang69 March 29, 2022
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Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.
Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."
by drkrupp December 17, 2020
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Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.
Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.
by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020
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Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho
Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.
by cheifsossa June 11, 2020
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Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.
Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.
by Sofer November 01, 2010
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Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.
I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.
by Jc the Og December 15, 2018
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