emu

a group of emos

look at that emu wow

by buttcrack87 October 2, 2025

Emu-Heretic

A person who hates Emus so much that they want to kill them without mercy.

I hate emus so much! Call me an Emu-Heretic all you want. I shall not listen to you Chikobliyats!

by ThyGloriousEmu December 1, 2024

Emu

Meanie bestie 😈 ILYSM

That guy is such an emu 🤗

by kimiwillgoplaces April 14, 2021

EMU

Its a stick you set on fire, and shove it in someone's ass

Person 1: aww that guy was such a little piece of shit
Person 2: should've gave him the EMU
Person 1: yea I really should've

by catnip4343 July 28, 2025

Emu

Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.

This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".

User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."

Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.

by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025

De-eMus ex Machina

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.

Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.

by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023