Bank Employee

An undercover term for snitch, a rat, a narc.... because they are all tellers!

Don't let that bank employee know even 1 thing he can go tellin' about...

by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021

Employee Half-Life

The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.

An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.

When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.

by Shepherd Guy April 9, 2025

slug employee

An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.

John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.

by pdogEdog March 3, 2011

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Studenac Employee

A person who dresses with a bright orange polo shirt and can be easily mistaken as an employee of the Croatian supermarket chain Studenac. The dress can be interpretated as NPC behaviour.

1: This guy has Studenac employee drip.
2: True.

by Studenac Manager June 2, 2023

I am a celebrity employee.

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Person 1: I am a celebrity employee.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022