November 1st

International Eat Ass Day

1- I know you want to eat ass
2 - Oh ya, isn’t today November 1st
1 - Ya and I have a nice ass

by asstastegoodiasuume October 29, 2022

Sam K

Just a super nonchalant guy. He walks around life just being the shit. Women love him, and men fear him. He’s the only man who can slam a revolving door… he’s the most interesting man in the world

Blond Swedish Super Model 1: “Har du sett Sam K nyligen?”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “Jag har inte sett honom, jag antar att han är super nonchalant och så ”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 1: “ Jag är rädd att jag älskar honom.”
Blonde Swedish Super Model 2: “ jag också“

by asstastegoodiasuume August 19, 2024

Great Employee

A person who is not fit to lead a group. They are not free in thought. They listen to orders and don’t have enough intelligence or social skills to become a CEO. They will never be able to climb the ladder of modern day society. In short they are a little bitch.

Guy 1: Dude John is such a clown

Guy 2: He’s gonna be a great employee some day though

Guy 1: True

by asstastegoodiasuume December 13, 2023