gone off eggplant

When you leave the eggplant in the fridge for too long and it goes off.

The gone off eggplant smells stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

undercover eggplant

Bring me thereplz

I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant

by Poopoohole69 December 17, 2017

versatile eggplant

A gay boy.

That boy on scenekids.com is such a versatile eggplant!

by justanotherwannabe July 11, 2014

eggplant

A edible food that is used by man to penetrate their asses, they usually do this in groups.

man 1: yo I just got a new eggplant, wanna try it with me.
man 2: YEAH BOI
woman: wait wtf
man 1: just shove it in my ass when your ready

by oofie447 March 5, 2019

Eggplant Ponderosa

When you can't please your wife so you have to call your only black friend to come over and please her with his very endowed member

John: Hey man...
Dan: What's up dude?
John: How are you and Jan?
Dan: Well things weren't going so well in the bedroom dept. so I made a call to get an Eggplant Ponderosa. She's never been happier!

by Throat punchingbag August 11, 2025

Spicy eggplant

When you dip your dick in chili oil and switch from anal to vaginal

I totally used spicy eggplant on your mom last night

by PapayaPounder69 May 16, 2018

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023